Everything is a Telephone

Elliot has been using anything he can find as a telephone, dutifully placing it to his right ear and speaking gobbly gook which probably means real words in his own head. He has used remote controls, actual phones, cellular phones, fridge magnets. Of course if he is actually on the phone with someone he all of a sudden loses all recognition of protocol and stares at the phone as if he's never seen one before.