As most of you may already know, I have been trying dilligently to raise my son to be a fine young englishman. And so, when you see him next, it would be very helpful if you were to:
1.) Tip your bowler and say "good day to you, sir". You could also say "governor" instead of "sir" if you would rather.
2.) Ask him if he would like a "spot of tea".
3.) Offer him some Wensleydale Cheese.
4.) Hum "God save the Queen" and try to make sure its not the subversive American version.
5.) Carry an umbrella everywhere you go.
Thank you so much for your aid in this endeavour. Together, we can make the Queen proud.
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