Friday, July 14, 2006

Where is my third armpit?

Me: I was so tired this morning.
You: How tired were you?
Me: I was so tired this morning that I got out of the shower, placed underarm deodorant under my left arm, then my right arm and then tried to figure out where my third arm was. Boy was I frustrated that I couldn't find my third arm. Then I realized I only have two arms. Then I brushed my teeth.

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